Man, these fonts are boring! And how come no one uses "woman" as an exclamation? Like, no one would say, "Woman, these fonts are boring!" cuz then everyone would wonder who you're talking to.... And for some reason the typewriter font stops after two lines...Huh...You learn something new every day......
And how come everyone learns in grade school that you never start a sentence with the word "and," yet all the big writers do it anyway? And I just read a different blog (ok, I skimmed it for a second because I wanted to get another smiley icon and that's the link it took me to) and that author seems to think her blog is a thesis essay. Sheesh. College on the brain much? Cuz I'm positive almost no one reads it, they're just looking at the smiley icon like me. I kinda feel bad for her....People do probably read it, like those geniuses who have graduated college and medical school by age thirteen, and did I mention they also help the homeless hungry children? Where do these people come from? I mean seriously, give the rest of us a chance.....
Did you notice that almost every fund raising speech, they mention something about "the children?" Which children exactly? But as long as you have have those golden words somewhere in there, trust me, your speech could be about getting flying unicorns and you'd still get money... It's like those celebrities who go and adopt a million kids from third world countries when I'm sure there are plenty off kids in their country who could use the help just as badly. And then those celebrities get made ambassadors. Seriously? If anything, the thirteen year old genius deserves it more...
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