Just a Short Publicizement

yeah, i dont know if publicizement is a real word either (probably not), but its late and I'm tired, but just felt I had to share this with my loyal blog followers- I mean, you should get something besides for amusement for reading this blog. Anyway, there's this great blog out there:
becausecheaperisbetter.blogspot.com
so go look at it! Seriously great deals....:)
Just remember who referred you! :)

Sorry So Slacking!

Hey Guys,

I know, I know, I owe you all a huge apology- I have been seriously slacking on this blog. Hopefully, posts will be more frequent once again- I have tons of things to write (trust me, I have enough weird experiences to share) it's just my workload might be taller than me. Just felt u should all know!

<3, M. e

(Most) Free Stuff Welcome

I know some fellow blog writers who get free stuff just for asking a company and saying they'll post on their blog about it, so all you companies out there, I'm available! Not to sound pushy or obnoxious, but I don't want a million people sending me rocks, etc. Yes, I appreciate the thought, rock, and joke, but I all ready have a rock pile from Mother Nature. Thank you though, and the offer for other things still stands!;)

Hey, This is MY Opinion!

I like Taylor Swift. You know when you're on some random radio station and all of a sudden the signal gets cut off and Taylor Swift comes blasting through the speakers? I smile.:) Yes, I know not everyone likes her music (do I even have to tell you how many times my friends were like, "We get it, you were fifteen!") But I think she seems like one of those cute people that practically the whole world knows and wants to be friends with (if she wasn't so famous, you could probably add me to that list). Anyhow, if you're reading this, Taylor, (which I doubt you are) I hope it made you feel good! Have a great night!:)

The Times

I really should have named this blog "The Times" so I could have been like yeah, whatever I own the Times,;) I'm just cool like that....

Just curious...

Did you ever hear about that really lame, weird little kid dance move where you bend your arms and twirl them while tickling your elbows? (Hey, I said it was weird...)

It's amazing how much random blogging you can do during a really boring car ride.....

(This Doesn't Make) Sense

I could totally play an American in a movie. I mean, it's brilliant, really, and we can knock off them for a change.:) My accent is spot on and it's not like I live there or anything...*shifty eyes* Fooled  you there for a second into thinking I'm American or British there a second, didn't I,mate? Or am I? Maybe I'm Indian-wait one sec, "Hello tech support, how may I help you?" Ok, I know, bad stereotypical joke. Yes, I'm tired again. How ever did you know?;) 

Conformity Showing

Whoa. I finally get those punks who wear their boxers outside their pants. No one can give them wedgies that way. Huh. I feel enlightened. Everything (well, almost everything) makes sense if you think about it... Or they could just be punks who are like yeah, I'm being incredibly rude, what are you going to do about it? Punks have to conform to their gang's fashion too, y'know. Or maybe they're insecure about their weight and it makes them feel good to have their pants lagging at their ankles. Girl gangsters, anyone?

np, G2G

Ok, everyone, we have to start one of those random petitions about practically anything to bring back the words, "You're welcome." I'm sorry, but the texting acronym np-no problem- is waay overused, plus by saying no problem, you're implying that there possibly could have been a problem and that's kind of rude... Plus, "You're welcome" is a timeless classic, and let's face it, it's just plain more polite, although we are known for being an incredibly rude species as a whole, so I guess it makes sense. Thank me next time you hear those words, because now you have just watched a seemingly irrelevant acronym be dissected, and you might think before your next text. And yes, you're welcome.:)

Twits

Ok, I know I make so much fun of Twitter (and yes, I have one) but this blogs is kind of like my own personal Twitter minus the 160 character limit. But, unlike my rarely used Twitter account where people actually know who I am, none of you know exactly who is writing this (for all you know I'm some kook sitting in a shack in the North Pole). Do they even get internet there though? Hmmm.....
Anyway, it's not to say that I wouldn't cave in to some million dollar book/tv show about this blog....They just might be able to convince me..;))

Come on, you knew there'd be another one! :)

Just added some stuff...should I put in a poll? All you imaginary readers, vote! :)

K, one more...

Ok, so I know you're going to kill me because (see, I felt so bad I actually wrote it out this time!) this is the fifth? time I've been supposedly asleep, but I just wanted to remind you that the first post is on the last page of this blog (I know, right?) So read that one forst...actually, these are really random so you don't have to, but it might help a little with the confusion...
Should I even bother signing off (this time *wink* cuz I've used the winky face emoticon waay too many times by now) with good night?

Hey, you're supposed to post titles!

Really I should've labeled this oops, but as you can see I just figured this out. Ok. ok, I can almost hear half of you screaming, "GO TO SLEEP ALL READY!!!!"

Wait, wait, I remembered something I forgot to put in one of my early posts and this was supposed to be there, so it doesn't really count...;)
Anyway, on my underslept high, I was really happy (note word high) and started doing a weird rock star dance- you know, the kind where you flip your hair and wave and smile at yourself in the mirror? (come on, you know you've all done it;))- and I was like, "I love my hair!" Yes world, I have actually announced I love my curly hair that loves to annoy me- it's been compared to everything-rat's nest, you name it. If you've ever that Sophie book that I LOVED when I was little, my hair was almost as bad as hers. Almost.
Really, its amazing what sleep deprivation can do. It's like being drunk- you even get that strange groggy hangover:).

Good whatever time of day it is for you!

Ok, good night/morning for real! :)
ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ.........

Am I a big time writer now cuz I used "and" at the beginnings of my sentences? Hey, don't groan, I'm allowed to flatter myself, the gorgeous, talented person I am. Ok, ok, even I know that's a stretch, (I'm really an alien!) but nobody's reading this anyway, so I can write whatever I want. mfjdngidbgdguidrhndnfhntdpihuj.....ahhh....so freeing....

Yeah, these are ramblings, but hey, that's the whole point of this blog, isn't it? I hope it's at least some form of entertainment to whomever is reading it? Color :) fun! :D

Man, these fonts are boring! And how come no one uses "woman" as an exclamation? Like, no one would say, "Woman, these fonts are boring!" cuz then everyone would wonder who you're talking to.... And for some reason the typewriter font stops after two lines...Huh...You learn something new every day......
And how come everyone learns in grade school that you never start a sentence with the word "and," yet all the big writers do it anyway? And I just read a different blog (ok, I skimmed it for a second because I wanted to get another smiley icon and that's the link it took me to) and that author seems to think her blog is a thesis essay. Sheesh. College on the brain much? Cuz I'm positive almost no one reads it, they're just looking at the smiley icon like me. I kinda feel bad for her....People do probably read it, like those geniuses who have graduated college and medical school by age thirteen, and did I mention they also help the homeless hungry children? Where do these people come from? I mean seriously, give the rest of us a chance.....
Did you notice that almost every fund raising speech, they mention something about "the children?" Which children exactly? But as long as you have have those golden words somewhere in there, trust me, your speech could be about getting flying unicorns and you'd still get money... It's like those celebrities who go and adopt a million kids from third world countries when I'm sure there are plenty off kids in their country who could use the help just as badly. And then those celebrities get made ambassadors. Seriously? If anything, the thirteen year old genius deserves it more...

To all my Russian fans, (if I have any)
You can now read this post in Russian! woohoo!
I honestly have no idea how to read Russian though, (yes, for the longest time I read it as "pharmacy hybeckn")  so for all I know the translator can be saying whatever it wants. Polar bears are now going on strike, calling for an all expense paid trip to Hawii...AHHHH it's doing it in English! Kidding, kidding;)
G'nite! or morning or whatev....

Is it sad that the time zone button confuses me? Wait, don't answer that....

*sigh* I just became my blog's first anonymous follower, shhh.... Hey, you gotta start somewhere! :)

Anyhow, seeing as these are my random observations, here's one: I totally get bipolar people.
Please, I'm not trying to insult the bipolar world, I do understand it's a very serious disease, it just happens to have the unfortunate luck to have crossed the threshold of my Random (synonyms, anyone?) Thoughts. Cuz I was up reading, (yes, people do still hold that thing called a book and look at it and turn- what are those again?- oh right, actual pages, etc.) and I finished and all of a sudden I was like it's great being me (yes, I realize, HUGE run-on sentence). Trust me, I will disagree with that statement (the me one) later, but I must be on some sleep deprived high, but if bipolar people have those highs all the time, well that feeling is GREAT. I might just become nocturnal. Wait, I'm seeing the flaws too....*sigh* It lasted for a moment...

Hi, Random People on the Internet who I do not Know,

If you read my intro, this is kinda repetitive for you, but since I'm guessing most of you haven't, here it is again (yay redundancy!):
Hi...I'm, well, me, and I've wanted to start a blog for a while (what can I say, Procrastination and I are like THIS (yes, I know you can't actually see my fingers) are you allowed to put a parentheses inside a parentheses? well I just did so take that, grammar!) As you can tell, it's late at night and I am pretty wired with whatever it is that helps you stay up when you're already up late.... Anyway, just my random observations, and if anyone's actually reading this (you are either really bored or have WAY too much time on your hands) enjoy! :)